Tuesday, January 14, 2014

An affair, thats so French

So the world is once again aflame again thanks to the goings on in between the sheets and behind closed doors of another big Frenchman, this time President Holland himself!

For starters, I never thought the dude had it in him, another affair! Hahahaha, cheating on Valerie Trierweiler, the woman he cheated with when he was happily married to the now lovely Signole Royale ( i say the now lovely because she keeps getting better with Botox shots).

Anyways back to Holland he must have some secret; after all he aren't the most appealing most powerful Frenchman that i have seen in a while. Sex appeal the man has none but then again who am i to judge after all he jumped onto a scooter tried to be discreet and went to the sexend-vous with his actress. Now maybe that is appeal. She on the other hand must have something special to have gotten the first French man cruising around the richest streets of Paris for a rompe in the sheets. 

But whats more interesting is that while the world may be so keen on following up on all the little bitsyintimate details, the French people would not care less. Its another affair by another man of office even it while wash away. On this one I could not agree more with the French poeople. Trust me its not always that i do.

Let me tell you a little about the French people, they do not get worked up about extra marital affairs, infidelity  mistress or gigolos of anyone even the President. They believe its the private life of those concerned and they do not go looking under the beds in houses that do not belong to them.

Take the DSK affair; him who was accussed of having forced the poor immigrant in America to give in to his sexual demands. What shocked the French more at the time was that DSK was handcuffed before he had even been found guilty of the crime. And he was handcuffed and filmed on television! That just does not work here. Trust me i watched with awe as my mother in law cursed the Americans and called them hypocrites for parading a man around in handcuffs because a woman had said he had sexually abused her!

In fact what may be annoying les Francaises about the Holland/actress issue is that he was so silly he got found out. Look at Mitterand he managed to have it in keeps until his death. And his was real it came with a daughetr in tact and who really well resembled the man. But did they make a sound about it, non!

Matter of fact even French pychologists do not see anything wrong with French husbands having affairs. As French Pyschologist Maryse Vaillant put it, just a few days after the Holland affair went public, "husbands affairs are good for marriage"
According to figures cited in her book, an estimated 39 per cent of French men cheat on their wives at some stage in their life.

In fact if you want to know what may be making the Froggies talk these days sure is not the Holland affair. But if the social security system was in trouble and there was no more allocation money for those that did not work or if the food at the Ecole Maternelle (Kindergaten) canteens was horrible, then they would be talking.

An affair grace a Holland et son actresse, non the French have much better things to follow up on.

So chill, relax people if the French are not raising hell about Holland and his actress who is the rest of the world to!  Its simple, given the French let themselves get away with a lot and so they let others geat away with it too.

As for Holland, next time make sure your camaflouge is good enough not to attact attention so you do not give the foreign press more to talk about.

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